How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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