it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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