I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
