: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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