we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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