He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We’re leaving where are you
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