she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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