the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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