hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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