Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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