I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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