We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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