You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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