Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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