I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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