no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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