so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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