i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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