Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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