I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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