p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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