sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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