Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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