You work out of a Hotel?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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