Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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