I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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