I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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