My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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