How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Randomize
