ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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