so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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