Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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