Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
oh god the rape fog is back!
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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