yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He has the fingertips of a God
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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