she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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