I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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