I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
