Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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