Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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