Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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