Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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