if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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