How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
