I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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