Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We got so high we made milksteak
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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