Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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