we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
