woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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