If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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