like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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