i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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